Just for laughs

I just received an e-mail from a friend and i found the content rather funny so I picked a few to share with you guys. Hope this will make u augh after reading it. Feel free to share which one is your favourite "mistake".

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Hmmm, how are you supposed to keep your chair clean and in position after you died?

2)

Haha, how do you get stolen?

3)

Trim you foot or do you mean pedicure?

4)

I seriously don't know how they came up with this translation!!! I THINK it should be something like anit-cellulite essence or dead skin removal essence but definitely not "Eliminate horniness essence".

5)

They are asking you to go and bump your head, but they couldn't even spell carefully tsk tsk tsk

6)

This is my personal favourite! If a tourist didn't know how to read chinese, they will be thinking why will i want to feed the fishes with my private parts?Are you crazy??? Hillarious man. I think the correct translation should be, "Please do not bring your own food to feed the fishes".

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If you do slip, you are already not careful. So how do you slip carefully?